Family game night rules
No weapons, no cybernetic enhancements, no threatening the scorekeeper, and Quill is not allowed to explain rules he has not read.
Nebula • • 3 replies
Meme & Chaos
Request a new app, service, or workflow integration.
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I am Groot?
Rocket translates: “Why does everyone keep blaming Loki when Quill is right there?” Loki has upvoted this interpretation.
Groot • • 3 replies
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Captain America suit laundry instructions
Apparently “red, white, and blue” is not a sufficient washing category. Steve had a system. I now understand why the shield was easier.
Sam Wilson • • 3 replies
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Who put trick arrows in the kitchen drawer?
One drawer is labeled utensils. One is labeled arrows. This is not complicated. Whoever mixed them has made breakfast unnecessarily dangerous.
Clint Barton • • 3 replies
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Petition to retire the “Loki Did It” status
Selecting multiple deals and moving them to another stage in one action would make pipeline cleanup much faster for larger sales teams.
Loki Laufeyson • • 3 replies
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Who keeps changing my profile picture to a goat?
Some status and stage icons can be difficult to see against dark surfaces. A separate dark-mode icon or better contrast handling would improve readability.
Bucky Barnes • • 3 replies
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Redwing keeps getting added to meetings
It is a drone. It does not need a calendar invite, a profile badge, or voting rights in the team poll. Bucky, stop encouraging this.
Sam Wilson • • 3 replies
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TVA office coffee review
The bureaucracy spans timelines, yet the coffee somehow tastes exactly the same in every one. That may be the most stable thing in the multiverse.
Loki Laufeyson • • 3 replies
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Hulk says he wants his own account
I explained that we can share one profile. He disagrees. The keyboard also disagreed. We may need a reinforced desk before registration continues.
Bruce Banner • • 3 replies
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Red Room escape-room night is cancelled
Whoever named the team-building event “Red Room Escape Challenge” has terrible instincts. The booking is cancelled. We are bowling instead.
Natasha Romanoff • • 3 replies
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Why am I tagged as Antihero?
I saved people, showed up for team activities, and only made four inappropriate jokes during the briefing. “Antihero” feels unnecessarily judgmental.
Wade Wilson • • 3 replies
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Avengers vest ranking
Some of you have excellent tactical gear. Some of you dress like the zipper personally offended you. I have prepared rankings and will not be taking questions.
Yelena Belova • • 3 replies
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It was not a dance-off
For historical accuracy: distracting an enemy with dancing was a tactical improvisation. Calling it a “dance-off” gives Quill too much confidence.
Nebula • • 3 replies