Multiverse complaint: every variant has better hair
I have reviewed the evidence. Variants consistently arrive with more dramatic lighting, cleaner outfits, and suspiciously cinematic hair. This is unfair.
Wade Wilson • • 3 replies

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I have reviewed the evidence. Variants consistently arrive with more dramatic lighting, cleaner outfits, and suspiciously cinematic hair. This is unfair.
Wade Wilson • • 3 replies
Rocket translates: “Why does everyone keep blaming Loki when Quill is right there?” Loki has upvoted this interpretation.
Groot • • 3 replies
If someone arrives through a glowing doorway and says they are “basically you from somewhere else,” do not immediately add them to the community. Verify the timeline first.
Nick Fury • • 3 replies
Selecting multiple deals and moving them to another stage in one action would make pipeline cleanup much faster for larger sales teams.
Loki Laufeyson • • 3 replies
The bureaucracy spans timelines, yet the coffee somehow tastes exactly the same in every one. That may be the most stable thing in the multiverse.
Loki Laufeyson • • 3 replies