Dance-Off

• Who changed the Milano playlist to ABBA?

  I respect the confidence, but somebody replaced an entire carefully curated sequence overnight. Nebula is denying involvement too quickly.

  Peter Quill • 09/09/2026 • 3 replies

• Family game night rules

  No weapons, no cybernetic enhancements, no threatening the scorekeeper, and Quill is not allowed to explain rules he has not read.

  Nebula • 09/09/2026 • 3 replies

• I am Groot.

  Rocket says this means: “I support the playlist, but Quill should not get two songs just because he is captain.” Rocket may be translating creatively.

  Groot • 08/25/2026 • 3 replies

• It was not a dance-off

  For historical accuracy: distracting an enemy with dancing was a tactical improvisation. Calling it a “dance-off” gives Quill too much confidence.

  Nebula • 08/20/2026 • 3 replies

• The playlist is not a mission plan

  We are not choosing infiltration routes based on which song has the best opening beat. This is how Quill turns one simple job into three arguments and a dance break.

  Gamora • 08/20/2026 • 3 replies

• Official Guardians playlist: submissions open

  One song per person. No speeches. No trying to sneak in an entire album. Rocket, engine noises do not count as music.

  Peter Quill • 08/19/2026 • 3 replies

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