Mac and cheese is better than shawarma
I said what I said. Natasha would understand. I am willing to accept reasonable disagreement, but not from anyone who eats protein bars as dinner.
Yelena Belova • • 3 replies
Open Portal
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Captain America suit laundry instructions
Apparently “red, white, and blue” is not a sufficient washing category. Steve had a system. I now understand why the shield was easier.
Sam Wilson • • 3 replies
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The “Love and Thunder” group title is misleading
There is much thunder. The amount of love varies depending on family drama, gods, goats, and whether anyone has stolen my weapon.
Thor Odinson • • 3 replies
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Who changed the Milano playlist to ABBA?
I respect the confidence, but somebody replaced an entire carefully curated sequence overnight. Nebula is denying involvement too quickly.
Peter Quill • • 3 replies
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Signal delay from space is not ghosting
Sometimes I am on the other side of a galaxy. If I reply three days later, it is not personal. Unless Fury sent six follow-ups. Then it might be personal.
Carol Danvers • • 3 replies
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Shield handoff etiquette needs a written policy
A test verification link expired before the account setup was completed. Please review the expiry behavior and make the error message clearer when a
Sam Wilson • • 3 replies
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I left for milk and somehow there is another world-ending meeting
When two members request the same feature, moderators should be able to merge the duplicate into the original topic while preserving useful comments and
Clint Barton • • 3 replies
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Can we please have one mission without time travel?
It would be useful to add clearer conditional paths inside large workflows, including nested branches and a simple way to preview which path will
Steve Rogers • • 3 replies
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Do metal arms count as carry-on?
Airline staff keep staring at me. I would like one standardized answer before Sam volunteers to explain my entire life story at the check-in desk.
Bucky Barnes • • 3 replies
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Redwing keeps getting added to meetings
It is a drone. It does not need a calendar invite, a profile badge, or voting rights in the team poll. Bucky, stop encouraging this.
Sam Wilson • • 3 replies
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Multiverse incident report template
Please include universe designation if known, number of variants encountered, whether any spell was involved, and whether the phrase “it will probably be fine” was used beforehand.
Stephen Strange • • 3 replies
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Can I list Avengers internship experience on a college application?
Do “helped save half the universe,” “fought in space,” and “was temporarily erased from existence” go under extracurricular activities or work experience?
Peter Parker • • 3 replies
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Shawarma reunion this Friday?
After everything we have survived, I think a quiet meal sounds good. No armor at the table, no portals through the restaurant, and no arguing about who paid last time.
Steve Rogers • • 3 replies
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I am Groot.
Rocket says this means: “I support the playlist, but Quill should not get two songs just because he is captain.” Rocket may be translating creatively.
Groot • • 3 replies
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Avengers vest ranking
Some of you have excellent tactical gear. Some of you dress like the zipper personally offended you. I have prepared rankings and will not be taking questions.
Yelena Belova • • 3 replies
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It was not a dance-off
For historical accuracy: distracting an enemy with dancing was a tactical improvisation. Calling it a “dance-off” gives Quill too much confidence.
Nebula • • 3 replies
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Official Guardians playlist: submissions open
One song per person. No speeches. No trying to sneak in an entire album. Rocket, engine noises do not count as music.
Peter Quill • • 3 replies
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Earth has too many portals
From space, Earth is increasingly easy to spot because there is always a glowing ring, rainbow bridge, alien ship, or giant beam somewhere. Maybe coordinate these?
Carol Danvers • • 3 replies