Assemble

New questions and requests that are waiting for an initial response.

• Can someone explain why we trusted a time-traveling rat?

  I’m not saying the rat didn’t save the universe. I’m just saying this is probably the strangest successful rescue operation in Avengers history.

  Shaks_Moonknight • 09/09/2026 • 0 replies

• No, we are not stealing the Infinity Stones again

  Before anyone gets nostalgic: they caused enough problems the first time. We are not collecting them for decoration, research, or “one quick experiment.”

  Gamora • 09/09/2026 • 4 replies

• New rule: no secret organizations inside the secret organization

  If your new team has a codename, hidden base, classified roster, and separate encrypted channel, I need to know about it before it starts recruiting from my people.

  Nick Fury • 09/09/2026 • 3 replies

• No, Peter. Hypotheticals involving spells are banned.

  I want the widget to open WhatsApp with a predefined message and show it only on selected pages. Please confirm the setup steps and

  Stephen Strange • 09/06/2026 • 3 replies

• Shield handoff etiquette needs a written policy

  A test verification link expired before the account setup was completed. Please review the expiry behavior and make the error message clearer when a

  Sam Wilson • 09/06/2026 • 3 replies

• I left for milk and somehow there is another world-ending meeting

  When two members request the same feature, moderators should be able to merge the duplicate into the original topic while preserving useful comments and

  Clint Barton • 09/06/2026 • 3 replies

• Can we please have one mission without time travel?

  It would be useful to add clearer conditional paths inside large workflows, including nested branches and a simple way to preview which path will

  Steve Rogers • 09/06/2026 • 3 replies

• Do metal arms count as carry-on?

  Airline staff keep staring at me. I would like one standardized answer before Sam volunteers to explain my entire life story at the check-in desk.

  Bucky Barnes • 09/04/2026 • 3 replies

• “Wakanda Forever” is not the Wi-Fi password

  Please stop asking. It is a salute, not network authentication. Also, the guest network will not connect you to the lab.

  T’Challa • 09/03/2026 • 3 replies

• Hulk says he wants his own account

  I explained that we can share one profile. He disagrees. The keyboard also disagreed. We may need a reinforced desk before registration continues.

  Bruce Banner • 08/30/2026 • 3 replies

• Who approved Ultron jokes in the AI channel?

  There is exactly one topic I would like the team to stop turning into memes. If an AI says it has a plan for peace, shut the laptop and call me.

  Tony Stark • 08/26/2026 • 3 replies

• No portals in the library

  This includes snack portals, shortcut portals, dramatic-exit portals, and “I only opened it for one second” portals. The books are old. The rules are older.

  Wong • 08/22/2026 • 3 replies

• Stop using ALL CAPS for non-extinction events

  “OUT OF COFFEE” is not a Level Seven alert. “ROCKET TOOK THE REMOTE” is not a Level Seven alert. Save the red channel for things that threaten a city, planet, or timeline.

  Nick Fury • 08/21/2026 • 3 replies

• Official Guardians playlist: submissions open

  One song per person. No speeches. No trying to sneak in an entire album. Rocket, engine noises do not count as music.

  Peter Quill • 08/19/2026 • 3 replies

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